{"id":1783,"date":"2013-04-25T08:56:49","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T07:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2013-04-25T08:57:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T07:57:22","slug":"lokomotywa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=1783","title":{"rendered":"Lokomotywa (po \u015bl\u0105sku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jest na banhowie ciynszko maszyna,<br \/>\nRubo jak kachlok &#8211; niy limuzyna,<br \/>\nStoji i dycho, parsko i zipie,<br \/>\nA hajer jeszcze wongiel w nia sypie.<br \/>\nPotym wagony podopinali<br \/>\nI calym szfongym kajs pojechali.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nW piyrwszym siedzialy se dwa Hanysy,<br \/>\nJedyn kudlaty, a drugi lysy,<br \/>\nPrawie do siebie nic niy godali,<br \/>\nBo sie do kupy jeszcze niy znali. <\/p>\n<p>W drugim jechala banda goroli,<br \/>\nWiyzli ze soba krzinka jaboli<br \/>\nI pelne kofry samych presworszt\u00f3f<br \/>\nI kabanina prosciutko z rusztu.<br \/>\nPili i zarli, jeszcze spiywali,<br \/>\nPotym bez lokno wszyscy zigali. <\/p>\n<p>W czecim Cygony, Zydy, Araby,<br \/>\nA w czwortym jechaly zas same baby.<br \/>\nW piontym zas Ruski. Ci mieli zycie!<br \/>\nSasza lozarty siedziol na tricie.<br \/>\nGwiozdy miol na czopce, stargane lachy,<br \/>\nKrziwiyl pycholem i ciepol machy.<br \/>\nA w sz\u00f3stym zas byly same armaty,<br \/>\nCo je wachowol jakis puklaty. <\/p>\n<p>W si\u00f3dmym dwa szranki, pufy, wertikol,<br \/>\nSmyczy maszyna moze do nikad.<br \/>\nJak przejyzdzali bez slaskie Piekary<br \/>\nKaj wom to robiom k\u00f3lka do kary,<br \/>\nMaszyna sztopla! Kofry slecialy<br \/>\nI kozdy lotol jak pogupialy. <\/p>\n<p>To jakis ciucmok i lajza!<br \/>\nCiupnal i slimtol gynal na glajzach.<br \/>\nMog isc do hazla abo do lasa,<br \/>\nNiy pokazywac tego mamlasa!<br \/>\nPotym mu ale do szmot nakopali,<br \/>\nMaszyna ruszyla, cug jechol dali.<br \/>\nBez pola, lasy, g\u00f3ry, tunele,<br \/>\nDar za sobom samym te duperele<br \/>\nAz sie zagrzoly te biydne glajzy,<br \/>\nMaszyna sztopla i koniec jazdy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jest na banhowie ciynszko maszyna, Rubo jak kachlok &#8211; niy limuzyna, Stoji i dycho, parsko i zipie, A hajer jeszcze wongiel w nia sypie. Potym wagony podopinali I calym szfongym kajs pojechali.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-varia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}