{"id":2117,"date":"2014-02-05T14:38:30","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T13:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2014-02-05T14:38:30","modified_gmt":"2014-02-05T13:38:30","slug":"tyle-sposobow-by-umrzec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=2117","title":{"rendered":"Tyle sposob\u00f3w by umrze\u0107&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/dumbwaystodie.com\/<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8230;i polski przek\u0142ad Pauliny W\u0119\u017cniejewskiej<\/p>\n<p>1. Z ognia zrobi\u0107 sobie fryz.<br \/>\nLub misiowi zajrze\u0107 w pysk.<br \/>\nZje\u015b\u0107 tabletki rok po dacie.<br \/>\nDa\u0107 piraniom smaczne gacie.<\/p>\n<p>Ref: Tyle sposob\u00f3w by umrze\u0107,<br \/>\nJest tyle sposob\u00f3w by umrze\u0107.<br \/>\nTyle sposob\u00f3w by zabi\u0107 si\u0119.<br \/>\nJest tyle sposob\u00f3w by umrze\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>2. Wyjmij tosta jakim\u015b pr\u0119tem.<br \/>\nElektrycznym b\u0105d\u017a ekspertem.<br \/>\nNaucz si\u0119 jak si\u0119 lata.<br \/>\nZjedz ciastko starsze od \u015bwiata.<\/p>\n<p>3. Zapro\u015b do domu psychopat\u0119.<br \/>\nWejdz do wora i udawaj piniate.<br \/>\nZdejmij he\u0142m gdzie\u015b w kosmosie.<br \/>\nWejd\u017a do pralki i wsyp Dosi\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>4. Daj w\u0119\u017cowi hot doga bez keczupu<br \/>\nSprzedaj nerki dla cennego \u0142upu<br \/>\nZjedz tubk\u0119 super glu.<br \/>\nCiekawe, co si\u0119 stanie jak klikn\u0119 tu<\/p>\n<p>Przebierz si\u0119 za \u0142osia w okresie polowania<br \/>\nObserwuj os rozz\u0142oszczonych zachowania<br \/>\nSta\u0144 na kraw\u0119dzi d\u0142ugiego peronu.<br \/>\nSprawd\u017a wytrzyma\u0142o\u015b\u0107 szybkiego wagonu.<br \/>\nPrzebiegnij przez tory pomi\u0119dzy platformami,<br \/>\nbez strachu przed rozp\u0119dzonymi poci\u0105gami<\/p>\n<p>Z\u0142y spos\u00f3b, by umrze\u0107 \/x2<br \/>\nZ\u0142y spos\u00f3b by zabi\u0107 si\u0119<br \/>\nNajgorszy spos\u00f3b by umrze\u0107<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/dumbwaystodie.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-varia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2120,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions\/2120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}