{"id":308,"date":"2009-03-10T11:27:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T10:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=308"},"modified":"2009-03-16T11:28:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T10:28:08","slug":"jozin-z-bazin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Jo\u017ein z ba\u017ein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Czeski:<br \/>\nJedu takhle t\u00e1bo\u0159it \u0161kodou sto na Oravu.<br \/>\nSp\u011bch\u00e1m, proto riskuji, proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm p\u0159es Moravu.<br \/>\n\u0158\u00e1d\u00ed tam to stra\u0161idlo, vystupuje z ba\u017ein,<br \/>\n\u017eere hlavn\u011b Pra\u017e\u00e1ky, jmenuje se Jo\u017ein.<\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nRef. 1:<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein mo\u010d\u00e1lem se pl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein k vesnici se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein u\u017e si zuby brous\u00ed,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein kou\u0161e, saje, rdous\u00ed.<br \/>\nNa Jo\u017eina z ba\u017ein, koho by to napadlo,<br \/>\nplat\u00ed jen a pouze pr\u00e1\u0161kovac\u00ed letadlo.<br \/>\n2.:<br \/>\nProj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl jsem d\u011bdinou cestou na Vizovice.<br \/>\nP\u0159iv\u00edtal m\u011b p\u0159edseda, \u0159ek mi u slivovice:<br \/>\n&#8222;\u017div\u00e9ho \u010di mrtv\u00e9ho Jo\u017eina kdo p\u0159ivede,<br \/>\ntomu j\u00e1 d\u00e1m za \u017eenu dceru a p\u016fl JZD.&#8221;<br \/>\nRef. 1:<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein&#8230;itd.<br \/>\n3.:<br \/>\n\u0158\u00edk\u00e1m: &#8222;Dej mi p\u0159edsedo letadlo a pr\u00e1\u0161ek,<br \/>\nJo\u017eina ti p\u0159ivedu, nevid\u00edm v tom h\u00e1\u010dek.&#8221;<br \/>\nP\u0159edseda mi vyhov\u011bl, r\u00e1no jsem se vznesl,<br \/>\nna Jo\u017eina z letadla pr\u00e1\u0161ek p\u011bkn\u011b klesl.<br \/>\nRef. 2:<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein u\u017e je cel\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein z mo\u010d\u00e1lu ven p\u00edl\u00ed,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein dostal se na k\u00e1men,<br \/>\nJo\u017ein z ba\u017ein tady je s n\u00edm amen.<br \/>\nJo\u017eina jsem dohnal, u\u017e ho dr\u017e\u00edm, johoh\u00f3,<br \/>\ndobr\u00e9 ka\u017ed\u00e9 l\u00f3v\u00e9, prod\u00e1m j\u00e1 ho do ZOO.<\/p>\n<p>Polski:<br \/>\nJad\u0119 t\u0119dy biwakowa\u0107 Skod\u0105 100 na Oraw\u0119,<br \/>\nDlatego si\u0119 spiesz\u0119, ryzykuj\u0119 &#8211; przeje\u017cd\u017cam przez Moraw\u0119.<br \/>\nGrasuje tam to straszyd\u0142o, wychodzi z bagien,<br \/>\n\u017bre g\u0142\u00f3wnie Pra\u017can, ma na imi\u0119 J\u00f3zek.<\/p>\n<p>Refren:<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien skrada si\u0119 przez moczary,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien do wioski si\u0119 zbli\u017ca.<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien z\u0119by ju\u017c sobie ostrzy,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien gryzie, dusi.<br \/>\nNa J\u00f3zka z bagien, komu by to przysz\u0142o do g\u0142owy,<br \/>\nDzia\u0142a jedynie i tylko samolot na opryski.<\/p>\n<p>2.<\/p>\n<p>Przeje\u017cd\u017ca\u0142em przez wie\u015b drog\u0105 na Vizowice,<br \/>\nPrzywita\u0142 mnie w\u00f3jt, powiedzia\u0142 mi przy \u015bliwowicy:<br \/>\nKto dostarczy \u017cywego lub martwego J\u00f3zka,<br \/>\nTemu dam c\u00f3rk\u0119 i p\u00f3\u0142 PGRu.<\/p>\n<p>Refren: J\u00f3zek z bagien&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nM\u00f3wi\u0119: Daj mi w\u00f3jcie samolot i proszek,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zka Ci dostarcz\u0119, nie widz\u0119 w tym \u017cadnego problemu<br \/>\nW\u00f3jt mi wyszed\u0142 na r\u0119k\u0119, rano wznios\u0142em si\u0119 w przestworza,<br \/>\nNa J\u00f3zka z bagien proszek z samolotu pi\u0119knie opad\u0142.<\/p>\n<p>Refren:<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien jest ju\u017c ca\u0142y bia\u0142y,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien z moczar\u00f3w ucieka,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien dosta\u0142 si\u0119 na kamie\u0144,<br \/>\nJ\u00f3zek z bagien, tu jest ju\u017c jego koniec!<br \/>\nDorwa\u0142em J\u00f3zka, ju\u017c go trzymam,<br \/>\nDobra ka\u017cda kasa, sprzedam go do ZOO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Czeski: Jedu takhle t\u00e1bo\u0159it \u0161kodou sto na Oravu. Sp\u011bch\u00e1m, proto riskuji, proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm p\u0159es Moravu. \u0158\u00e1d\u00ed tam to stra\u0161idlo, vystupuje z ba\u017ein, \u017eere hlavn\u011b Pra\u017e\u00e1ky, jmenuje se Jo\u017ein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-varia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":309,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zecernia.com\/html\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}